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Arrival (2016)

on October 31, 2025

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As a linguist I was extremely irritated. As someone who can perceive and experience media and storytelling I was also extremely irritated.

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Se7en (1995)

Deeply offended on behalf of Saw for everyone marketing Saw as in any way similar to Se7en like. When an ugly bitch calls you twin. Absolutely not. The misogyny, the edge-lordian POV. John Kramer would never do anything like that, in fact the base premise and structure of Saw on every level couldn’t be more different. Heinous cast, heinous writing, lazy, dick in hand, self fellating, downward punching pseudo-commentary on society and still somehow at 122 minutes it had nothing of substance to say at all. You want thematic murders with a motivation you can follow without throwing up in your mouth that doesn’t punch down? Watch Theatre of Blood. Want a Nine Inch Naile soundtrack over a thriller with horror elements that makes you question how firm your moral compass actually is? watch Saw. Wanna waste ur time? Watch Se7en.

Insidious (2010)

It’s insidious that people love this movie. Misogyny. Disjointed beats that don’t hit. One of the most annoying husbands who turns into a, truly for lack of better word, fucked up Mary Sue. You’ve made a movie so bad I had to remember the phrase Gary Stu. That’s how bad it was.

Annabelle (2014)

(Tony the Tiger Voice): this movie is RRRRRACIST

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